If the vast majority of the mainstream English media were to be believed, then the Premiership is the only decent league in the world. The only one with any decent stadiums, fans passionate enough to fill them, and players worth watching.
So imagine their surprise if they found this wasn't the case, like in Germany, where their top stadiums are comparable with Englands, the atmosphere inside the grounds is now better, and in recent years they had the highest average attendance of any league in the world, a full 7000 more per game on average than the Premiership.
Crikey, what would the English media do ?
Best not tell them about this page then, the shock of it might lead them all to spontaneously explode...