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Peter Beardsley
"He wasn't nicknamed Quasimodo for nothing" |
| 2 |
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Sasa Curcic
"Straight out of the League of Gentlemen." |
| 3 |
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Eric Gates
"Not so much hit with the ugly stick, more like beaten to within an inch of his life by it." |
| 4 |
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Davie Dodds
"Dundee Utd's very own Elephant Man." |
| 5 |
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Luke Chadwick
"Looks like an explosion in an ugly factory." |
| 6 |
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Martin Keown
"Like something Boris Karloff had a go at." |
| 7 |
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Nobby Stiles
"If you've ever wondered why the Yanks take the p*ss out of the British dental industry then take a look at Nobby." |
| 8 |
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Wayne Rooney
"Fine player and all, but damn is he ugly." |
| 9 |
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Matt Le Tissier
"Le God ? or Le Gorm ?" |
| 10 |
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic
"The Swedish Davie Dodds." |
| 11 |
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Andrea Silenzi
"I looked up ugly on Wikipedia, and found his picture." |
| 12 |
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Christian Ziege
"You know that Child catcher out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ? That's you that is. That's you looking your most attractive." |
| 13 |
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Stefan Effenberg
"Now I have something to genuinely scare the kids with." |
| 14 |
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Dane Whitehouse
"You can see why Wednesday fans call United the Pigs." |
| 15 |
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Martin Hodge
"And vice versa, you can also see why United fans call Wednesday the Pigs." |
| 16 |
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Chris Adamson
"Pass me a bag, quick." |
| 17 |
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Steve Ogrizovic
"Pretty ugly and pretty likely to stay that way." |
| 18 |
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Sammy Lee
"Small, but not so perfectly formed." |
| 19 |
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Phil Stamp
"Straight out of the museum of natural ugliness." |
| 20 |
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Iain Dowie
"As my Gran once said... 'My God he's hideous'" |
Hit with the Ugly Stick - the Ugliest Footballers Ever 
