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Yes, it may be childish, it may even be downright mean, but what the hell, here are the best of your nominations for the game's ugliest characters and your reasons for their inclusion...
|No.||The Evidence||Who and Why ?|
|1|| Peter Beardsley |
"He wasn't nicknamed Quasimodo for nothing"
|2|| Sasa Curcic |
"Straight out of the League of Gentlemen."
|3|| Eric Gates |
"Not so much hit with the ugly stick, more like beaten to within an inch of his life by it."
|4|| Davie Dodds |
"Dundee Utd's very own Elephant Man."
|5|| Luke Chadwick |
"Looks like an explosion in an ugly factory."
|6|| Martin Keown |
"Like something Boris Karloff had a go at."
|7|| Nobby Stiles |
"If you've ever wondered why the Yanks take the p*ss out of the British dental industry then take a look at Nobby."
|8|| Wayne Rooney |
"Fine player and all, but damn is he ugly."
|9|| Matt Le Tissier |
"Le God ? or Le Gorm ?"
|10|| Zlatan Ibrahimovic |
"The Swedish Davie Dodds."
|11|| Andrea Silenzi |
"I looked up ugly on Wikipedia, and found his picture."
|12|| Christian Ziege |
"You know that Child catcher out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ? That's you that is. That's you looking your most attractive."
|13|| Stefan Effenberg |
"Now I have something to genuinely scare the kids with."
|14|| Dane Whitehouse |
"You can see why Wednesday fans call United the Pigs."
|15|| Martin Hodge |
"And vice versa, you can also see why United fans call Wednesday the Pigs."
|16|| Chris Adamson |
"Pass me a bag, quick."
|17|| Steve Ogrizovic |
"Pretty ugly and pretty likely to stay that way."
|18|| Sammy Lee |
"Small, but not so perfectly formed."
|19|| Phil Stamp |
"Straight out of the museum of natural ugliness."
|20|| Iain Dowie |
"As my Gran once said... 'My God he's hideous'"