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|No.||The Evidence||Who and Why ?|
|1|| Peter Beardsley |
"He wasn't nicknamed Quasimodo for nothing"
|2|| Sasa Curcic |
"Straight out of the League of Gentlemen."
|3|| Eric Gates |
"Not so much hit with the ugly stick, more like beaten to within an inch of his life by it."
|4|| Davie Dodds |
"Dundee Utd's very own Elephant Man."
|5|| Luke Chadwick |
"Looks like an explosion in an ugly factory."
|6|| Martin Keown |
"Like something Boris Karloff had a go at."
|7|| Nobby Stiles |
"If you've ever wondered why the Yanks take the p*ss out of the British dental industry then take a look at Nobby."
|8|| Wayne Rooney |
"Fine player and all, but damn is he ugly."
|9|| Matt Le Tissier |
"Le God ? or Le Gorm ?"
|10|| Zlatan Ibrahimovic |
"The Swedish Davie Dodds."
|11|| Andrea Silenzi |
"I looked up ugly on Wikipedia, and found his picture."
|12|| Christian Ziege |
"You know that Child catcher out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ? That's you that is. That's you looking your most attractive."
|13|| Stefan Effenberg |
"Now I have something to genuinely scare the kids with."
|14|| Dane Whitehouse |
"You can see why Wednesday fans call United the Pigs."
|15|| Martin Hodge |
"And vice versa, you can also see why United fans call Wednesday the Pigs."
|16|| Chris Adamson |
"Pass me a bag, quick."
|17|| Steve Ogrizovic |
"Pretty ugly and pretty likely to stay that way."
|18|| Sammy Lee |
"Small, but not so perfectly formed."
|19|| Phil Stamp |
"Straight out of the museum of natural ugliness."
|20|| Iain Dowie |
"As my Gran once said... 'My God he's hideous'"