| No. | Quote | Details |
| 1 | "I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one." | Reviewing his illustrious career. |
| 2 | "We talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decide I was right." | Dealing with disruptive players the Cloughie way. |
| 3 | "Manchester Utd in Brazil? I hope they all get bloody diarrhoea." | After Man Utd chose to compete in the World Club Championships instead of the FA Cup. |
| 4 | "For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls." | Mocking Fergie's European Cup record. |
| 5 | "I bet their dressing room will smell of garlic rather than liniment over the next few months" | Cloughie was not too impressed with the amount of French players signed by Arsenal. |
| 6 | "Players lose you games, not tactics. There's too much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win a game of dominoes." | On England's dismal failure at Euro 2000. |
| 7 | "He's a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in the mirror rather than looking at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that." | Cloughie ponders the qualities of the ravishing David Seaman and his lovely ponytail. |
| 8 | "Anybody who can do anything in Leicester but make a jumper, has got to be a genius." | When asked about his views on his former player Martin O'Neill. |
| 9 | "I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard" | Referring to the time Roy Keane under-hit a back-pass in 1991. |
| 10 | "I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine." | Cloughie talks about the number of foreign players in the league. |