| No. |
Christmas DVD Merchant |
| 1 |
Danny Baker - Own Goals and Gaffes
Danny's Own Goals and Gaffes franchise set the template for the Christmas novelty football market. Baker is simply the Don,
the Duke and the Doyen of rehashing a series of old clips with a sporadically amusing voiceover.
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| 2 |
Gary Lineker - Action Replay and Football Challenge
Football's Mr Nice is the epitome of everything that is wholesome about English society. So draw the curtains, open a 12 pack
of Walkers Crisps and sit on your fat @rse watching a hilarious sequence of comic football mishaps.
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| 3 |
Ian Wright - It Shouldn't Happen to a Footballer
If you want to watch a sequence of gaffes presented by Ian Wright, it's much cheaper to simply watch his punditry during
England matches.
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| 4 |
Paddy McGuinness - All Star Balls Ups
More 'on the back of the fading Peter Kay bandwagon' antics with Paddy.
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| 5 |
Rory McGrath - More Own Goals and Gaffes
Cheeky humorist McGrath is best loved as a potty mouthed, sex starved joker on They Think Its All Over. Despite the fact
that he is a happily married Cambridge graduate. Took over the prestigious Own Goals and Gaffes mantle from Baker in 2003.
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| 6 |
Saint and Greavesie - It's a Funny Old Game
Astonishingly when Greavesie brought his video out he decided to call it 'Football - It's a Funny Old Game!". Amazing.
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| 7 |
Tim Lovejoy - Redknapp and Lovejoy's Best of Football
The loveable rogue has joined forces with Jamie Redknapp to bring his own brand of chirpy London wit...
oh I can't be bothered to go on.
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| 8 |
Gordon Ramsay - Football Hell
His Football Hell DVD mirrored his Kitchen Nightmares programme. His fall out with the Norwich Chairperson when he tries to
rejig the players pre-match menu was especially caustic.
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| 9 |
Ricky Tomlinson - Football? My Arse
A new entrant to this year's DVD peddlers. Ricky has vowed not to use his famous catchphrase 'My Arse' at all.
Apart from the title.
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| 10 |
Mark and Lard - Football Nightmares
A surprise effort from the BBC Radio DJs in that it was actually quite amusing. Hence the low position.
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Top 10 Christmas Football DVD Merchants and Peddlers 
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