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Moron ! Wanka ! Winterslag !

It could be a frank exchange of views between Rafa Benitez and Liverpool's American owners, but in actual fact it's our list of the finest club names in football...

(In alphabetical order)

Name Notes
UC AlbinoLeffe
(Italy)
Not a brand of Belgian Abbey beer, but an Italian club from Bergamo.
Blooming
(Bolivia)
Or to give them their full title, Club Social, Cultural y Deportivo Blooming.
Club Destroyers
(Bolivia)
Santa Cruz based side, who compete with The Strongest for Bolivia's toughest sounding name.
Coronel Bolognesi
(Peru)
Translating as Colonel Bolognesi, and sounding like some possible Italian rival to that bloke who started KFC, they're a Peruvian club from the southern city of Tacna and named after one of the country's military heros, Francisco Bolognesi.
Deportivo Moron
(Argentina)
Often overlooked in favour of Peru's Wanka, but we actually give this one the nod as the best club name ever.
Deportivo Wanka
(Peru)
The daddy of comedy football club names.
FL Fart
(Norway)
There's only one thing better than this Norwegian club's name, and that's the name of their stadium... Fartbana. Check out Fart's official website by clicking here .
Go Ahead Eagles
(Holland)
Deventer's finest.
Hallelujah FC
(South Korea)
Founder member's of the South Korean K-League and winner's of the inaugural championship back in 1983.
Joe Public FC
(Trinidad and Tobago)
Owned by the infamous CONCACAF President, Jack Warner, Joe Public play their home games at the Marvin Lee Stadium, not to be confused with the Lee Marvin Stadium, which probably doesn't exist, but should.
Jorge Wilstermann
(Bolivia)
Another fantastically named Bolivian team, this one based in the city of Cochabamba. The name is derived from the country's first commercial aviator. When Wilstermann died the boss of Bolivia's national airline requested that the city's airport and football team be renamed in honour of him.
KFC Winterslag
(Belgium)
KFC standing for Koninklijke Football Club, rather than an unhealthy alliance with Colonel Saunders and his mates. Unfortunately they merged with Waterschei SV Thor Genk in 1988 to create Racing Genk, which doesn't quite have the same comedy appeal as KFC Winterslag.
Mito Hollyhock
(Japan)
Hailing from the Japanese city of Mito, they were originally named Prima Ham FC, but rebranded in 1997, Hollyhock being the family crest of one of the city's famous clans.
Old Boys Basel
(Switzerland)
Old Boys of Basel or Young Boys of Berne ? You decide.
Pele FC
(Guyana)
Named after the founders favourite Brazilian footballer, probably.
Prima Ham FC
(Japan)
See Mito Hollyhock .
Shooting Stars FC
(Nigeria)
Ok, so on it's own this Nigerian Premier League team doesn't sound as good as some of the others, but imagine if they merged with another Nigerian team from our list, Wikki Tourists FC ... Shooting Tourists FC. Now that's a name and a half.
Sint-Eloois Winkel Sport
(Belgium)
Not very crack Belgian outfit from West Flanders.
South Georgetown Ballweavers
(Guyana)
If the players of the Ballweavers sound as good as their name suggests then they must be just about unstoppable.
The Strongest
(Bolivia)
Bolivia's second most successful club after Club Bolivar.
Total Clean Football Club
(Peru)
Peruvian club from the southern city of Arequipa. Created by the employees of a laundry firm (hence the name) they started to recruit non-employees and managed to hit the big time - gaining promotion to the top tier of Peruvian football (the Primera Division Peruana) in 2006.
Wikki Tourists FC
(Nigeria)
Nigerian Premier League outfit. A decent name, but see Shooting Stars FC for further explanation as to why they really make the list.
Wormatia Worms
(Germany)
Named after the famous Rhineland city of Worms. Apparently.
Young Boys
(Switzerland)
Young Boys of Berne, Old Boys of Basel, Young Fellows of Zurich. What's going on here with those crafty Swiss folk ?
Young Fellows Juventus
(Switzerland)
Zurich club from the lower reaches of the Swiss football leagues, they were formed in 1992 when Young Fellows Zurich merged with and SC Italiana Juventus Zurigo.

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